THE BJ CLITON AWARD 
FOR TRIPLESPEAK

In honor of Billy Jackoff Cliton, our Mafia Mouthpiece and Confabulator-In-Chief, [aka the Great White Thief Shitting Bull], the BJ Cliton Award for Superlative Excellence in TripleSpeak is hereby established: for totally eclipsing Orwells previous standard of doublespeak; for establishing the fully emerged and rapidly burgeoning art of triplespeak; for raising the bar in the toilet arena of verbal diarrhea lawyer puke; for unrivaled skill at speaking from all three sides of his anus at once; for astonishing advances in moral degeneration and the decline of civilization; and for the extraordinary ability to Sincerely and Empathically project the Feeling that he actually believes his own absurd outrageous preposterous lies, even as he speaks . . .  we name this award for his disHonor, and gratingly bestow it upon him to his everlasting shame . . . "for the children!"

It will be occasionally bestowed upon those lawyers, politicians, mass murderers in the name of peace, and other scumbag vermin who have clearly demonstrated by publicly and enthusiastically choking their chickens that they richly deserve to be flushed down the toilet of life into the everlasting oblivion of the cesspool of history.