HE DON'T READ SCRIPTURES,
OR LIVE BY STRICTURES,
HE SPENDS HIS TIME,
WITH DIRTY PICTURES!

HE'S THE KING...
OF KIDDIE PORN!

HE ABWHORES
CHILD ABUSES:
SAYS THERE'S MANY
BETTER USES,
FOR THOSE PRECIOUS
KIDDIE JUICES.

HE DON'T WAIT
FOR THE PHONE.
HE DON'T EVER
SLEEP ALONE.

NOT HIS FATE
TO MASTURBATE:
HE'S GOT FRIENDS
IN EVERY STATE!

THE NICEST MAN
YOU'LL EVER MEET,
YOU JUST KNOW THAT
HE'S SO SWEET:

HE LOVES CHILDREN,
SWEAR TO GODS,
EVERY DAY HE
JUMPS THEIR BODS!

HE'S NOT SOME ASS,
HE'S GOT REAL CLASS:

EVERY SINGLE
TIME HE WANTS IT,
[FROM SOME TENDER
LAD OR LASS],
HE GETS A VIRGIN
PIECE OF ASS!

HE'S THE KING
OF KIDDIE PORN.

HE THINKS IT FUNNY,
TO SCORE HIS MONEY,
HELPING SWEETIES
SPREAD THEIR HONEY,
DOWN THE MIDDLE,
FOLDOUT CRACK,
FOR YOUR FIDDLE
ON YOUR BACK,

[SINCE THAT TREASURE,
WITH SUCH PLEASURE,
IS GIVEN, ERRANT,
TO EACH PARENT.]

HE CLAIMS THAT RICHES
SHOWER BITCHES
WHO TURN THEIR SONNIES,
ON THEIR TUMMIES,
FOR AGING RUMMIES
TO GET CHUMMY.

IF THAT'S FUNNY,
THEN YOU'RE SCUMMY.
[MAYBE WE CAN
MEET FOR MONEY.]

YOU THINK HE'S BAD,
HIS STORY SAD:
I HAVE TO SAY
IT'S NOT THAT WAY:

YOU'RE THE FOOL
WHOSE LIFE'S UNCOOL.

BURN YOUR SCHOOL,
FREE YOUR TOOL,
DON'T BE A DONG,
USE YOUR SCHLONG!

YOU'RE THE ONE
IN NEED OF PITY,
LIVING IN YOUR
"LONESOME CITY."

HE'S REALLY NICE!
HE'S ANTE*CHRIST,

HE`S THE KING
OF KIDDIE PORN!

HE LOVES OUR GOD,
LAYS ON HIS ROD,
TO DISCIPLINE
THAT WAYWARD BOD.

HE PASSES SUNDAYS,
SINGING PRAISES,
HUMMING, STRUMMING,
CRYING OUT THAT
"HE IS COMING!"

HE WILL FILM THE
SECOND COMING.
BILLING IT "THE
BRIDE OF CHRIST!"

EASTER SUNDAY,
WILL BE FUN DAY:
"GOD OF LOVE"
IN GRAND FINALE,

HE MAKES A JILLION,
PUMPING SWILL IN
MINDLESS MILLIONS.

DOLING HONEY,
TAKING MONEY,
FROM THOSE WHO SAY
IT'S SATAN'S PAY.

YOU JEER AT HIM?
WELL, DID YOU WIN?

HE GETS HIS WANTS!
HE HAS HIS PONCE,
ORDER PLEASURE
AT HIS LEISURE.

IF YOU HATE HIM:
IT`S BE CAUSE HE
RUBS YOUR FACE IN
AWFUL FACTS LIKE
GOD/S SELF MUST
HATE YOUR SIN!

'CAUSE YOU PAY HIM
TO LET YOU SEE,
WHAT GOD GIVES HIM,
BUT NOT TO THEE:
THE PERFECT PET,
THAT YOU CAN'T GET!

HE'S THE KING
OF KIDDIE PORN!

NOW DON'T YOU FAINT,
BUT HE'S THE SAINT:
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHOSE LIFE JUST AIN'T.

HE LOVES HIS LOW
PERVERTED LIFE,

[AND AS YOU'D DIE
TO LOVE YOUR WIFE,
{AND SECRETLY
YOUR DAUGHTER}
BUT DON'T THINK
YOU REALLY OUGHT'ER,
FEARING HOLY
WRATH AND SLAUGHTER]:

HE JUMPS RIGHT IN
AND DARES THE SIN!
AND SELLS YOU BACK
YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER!

HE COUNTS HIS LOOT,
AND TAKES HIS TOOT,
IN HIS THOUSAND
DOLLAR SUIT.

HE GETS HIS THRILL.
YOU PAY THE BILL:
NOW WHOSE LIFE IS
CLOSER NIL?

HE'S THE KING
OF KIDDIE PORN!

BEHOLD THE KING!

COPYRIGHT (c) 1982
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
*WRITTEN: 1982 MAR 13.
*REVISED: 1982 MAR 15,
1982 AUG 02, 1985 APL 30,

POLITICALLY CORRECT WITCH HUNT
"KIDYPORN" IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE MOST HATED POEM I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.  FOR THE VICIOUS HYSTERICAL FREAKOUT IT PROVOKED IN ONE PAGAN COMMUNITY, PLUCK THIS DUCK.