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NOBUL PRIZE WINNER;
PHYSICS AND COSMOLOGY,
GRAND UNIFED THEORY!
Net Prophet is Very Pleased to announce the Very First NOBUL PRIZE for Exceptional Contributions to TRUTH is Hereby Awarded to STEVEN RADO for his UNPARALLELED AND UNEQUALLED LIFE WORK in PHYSICS and COSMOLOGY.
Mr. Rado [affectionately known to the cosmic cognoscenti as "Zvieinstein," since he's Way More than Twice as good] recently published his first volume on physics and cosmology, entitled Aethro-Kinematics.
His revived and corrected Aether Theory of the Ideal Gas has SOLVED most of the basic problems and absurdities "modern" physics has attempted to sweep under its very lumpy Himalayan rug for a century now.
With the careless and unpretentious ease of the Perfect Master, he RUTHLESSLY DEMOLISHES the insanities of Einstein, big bang, quantum theory, imaginary forces, action at a distance, inverted time, telepathic particles, causeless effect, contradictory speeds of gravity, warped space, and other completely bogus mental perversions and rotten worm holes physics has asserted to insert foot in mouth and swallow . . . ever since it misinterpreted the Michaelson-Morely experiment and turned its back on reason and understanding in favor of unknowable uninterpretable unexplainable mathematics and byzantine convoluted mysterious spooked-up priestified voodoo incomprehensibility.
Along the way he STRICTLY DERIVES from his SIMPLE IDEAL GAS MODEL [with complete mathematical rigor]: how gravity works, Kepler's laws, Lorentz, speeds of light, wave-particle duality, Faraday, red shift, electron diffraction, E=MC^2, and MUCH, MUCH more of our proudly psychotic physics.
PLUS, he demonstrates a new Universal Law of Rotation, and opens up several fundamental new areas of investigation.
His book is certainly the best history of physics written to date, and also just happens to include the first workable UNIFIED "FIELD" THEORY, so long and SO unsuccessfully sought by Einstein and countless other physicists. And guess what, just like our friend Occam predicted so long ago, IT'S REALLY SIMPLE, and actually understandable!
["NOW how much would you pay?"]
As an added bonus, his theory provides the conceptual framework for practical exploration of the possibilities of "free" energy, anti-gravity, and perhaps even Faster Than Light travel. His book is the dazzling wavefront flash of the supernova of understanding in physics.
Of course, being a complete rank amateur,
he has several huge and competely unfair advantages over Professional Physicists such as
Einstein, who have been unable to remotely approach his accomplishments in many lifetimes
of subsidized research:
He's completely self taught [starting with English
as a middle-aged refuge].
He read the entire history of physics, and worked
on his theory for 50 years, [after coming home from work], before he ever published a
single word.
He never got paid for being stupid, publishing
inane drivel about bad theories, massaging egos, ignoring obvious facts, or parroting the
politically co-rectum party line.
In fact, he never got paid at all! He didn't
have ANY corporate or taxpayer money to waste. He couldn't afford to do any
frivilous research. This COST HIM huge amounts. HE funded ALL his own
research. [He's an amateur, remember.] He's not bought, paid
for, or owned. He's his own man. He thinks for himself. He is
accountable to no faculties [with or without, fun intended], no grant funders, no chairmen
of departments, no research directors, no corporate boards, no weapons project
adminstrators, no government officials, and no other smug trendy know-nothing idiots with
impressive titles and salaries, BUT NO CLUE.
He was driven purely by the desire for
understanding, and the insane determination to find it in spite of all obstacles and the
obvious failure of everyone else in known history.
NO ONE ELSE WAS CAPABLE.
If you always wanted to understand
physics, this is your golden opportunity.
If you loved Feynman . . . Rado will make you weep uncontrollably with joy!
If you are at all interested in physics, PLEASE check out his web site at:
http://www.aethro-kinematics.com/
Read his on-line essays.
Follow some links.
Buy and read his book.
He'll blow your mind . . .
. . . clear out of decaying sink-vortex orbit!
May he live long and laugh forever!
