TUBBARD INTELLIGENCE AGENCY [TIA]
I used to know someone with a background in Military Intelligence who says ALL modern printed circuits and micro-electronics were Reverse Engineered from CRASHED UFO's. He's one of the most able people I have ever known. I see no reason for him to lie to me. He DOESN'T work for the government. I believe him. He KNEW MR. HUBBARD at Navy War College in New Jersy in 1941. It seems likely that Commodore Ronald was also privy to this information.
WHY WOULD THE CIA/NSA/SECRET GOVERNMENT BE INTERESTED IN $CIENTOLOGY?
If you had some crashed UFO's, I think you would be VERY INTERESTED in questions like: Where did they come from? Who built them? Why did they send them here? What do they want from us? What kind of weapons do they have? How many of them are there? What are their weaknesses? Etc.
Where would you go for answers to these vital questions: Reader's Digest?; Encyclopedia Britannica?; Jehovah's Witnesses?; LAPD?
$cientology, which Officially believes in UFO's, offers possible answers these questions. Much or all of their theories May Be dub-in hallucinatory nonsense. Nevertheless, in the absence or paucity of other explanations, they might be of great interest to MANY intelligence agencies. The irrefutable crashed saucer would premptively DEMAND explanation. In the land of silence, the one-story liar is king.
If the only people who assert any knowledge of flying saucers are nuts and fruitcakes, so what? Even if Hubbard made up all the past lives and space opera stuff out of whole cloth because he had secret information that the crashed saucers existed, so what? Confronted with the saucers themselves, you would have no choice, you MUST find answers to your questions. If all you have to work with is nuts and fruitcakes, you start with the nuts and fruitcakes. Even if they are crazy, they may know something. Some of their babling may be based on truth. Maybe the truth is what made them nuts. What else could you do? Where else would you look?
Since $cientologi$t$ ALSO have, in addition to their flying saucer scenario, a Tested and Proven technology for group indoctrination, enforced belief, and blind obedience, AND they are *MASTERS OF INTERROGATION*, I think they would at TOP of the government's want-to-know-all-about-you list.
The Tubbard Intelligence Agency [TIA] far surpasses former CIA Director Bill Casey's Fuck-the-Congress Contra Wet-DreamTeam. It is a secret, unaccountable, amoral, free-standing, self funded, rigidly controlled, international Intelligence Gathering and Dirty Tricks agency of thousands of fanatically comitted do-anything say-nothing members, with its own navy, a global pool of hundreds of thousands of potential agents [volunteers or blackmailees], and a mandate from SOURCE to take over the planet in the name of Total Freedom to become Gods! How could you do better than that?
Answer: If you also collected ENORMOUS amounts of dirt on the government, and started aggressively revealing it per Ron's "publicly destroy your enemies" policy, I think you could make a offer that can't be refused.
If the FBI raided your office and discovered that you had an intelligence agency that had already infiltrated the FBI, IRS, Coast Guard, police department, Justice Department, etc., who wins and who loses? The raid doesn't erase all the dirt you already have on the raiders; it just reveals the massive extent of your knowledge, the awesome expertise of your agency, and the global scope of your criminal activities. It gives the raiding parties some bargaining chips to make a counter-offer.
Goose.Gander.
If you can't beat me, I have to join you. This is a natural merger scenario in which who takes over whom is continuously re-negotiated: a Win-Win deal in the making: multiple criminal agencies blackmailing each other into mutual silence and global back-scratching.
The Co$ used to dig up and publish LOTS of dirt about the SS/Nazi origins and control of Interpol. I haven't heard any of that lately. Now they USE Interpol to crack anon.penet.fi and paint the cross hairs on dangerous dissident internet criminals who have crossed over beyond the pale of civilized behavior into the rabid terrorism of FREE SPEECH!
The Co$ used to sue the IRS every other day and publish exposes weekly. Now they dropped their 71 suits and are using IRS tax exempt status as "proof" that they really ARE a religion. I guess the IRS was suddenly "born again" and instantly totally reformed itself, completely ceasing all the criminal activities that were the basis of the 71 suits? No?
Do you suppose the RICO Statutes [beloved of the persecuted Co$ lawyers] could be applicable to this accomodation of criminals?
Against this background, is it hard to believe that Clean Gene Ingram's arrest warrants disappear regularly from NCIC? How much dirty work is the Co$ doing for OTHER criminal organizations? How much are they OWED by goverments? HOW MUCH ARE THEY FEARED? Existing on lies and secrets, government has much to hide, and is very susceptible to devastating black pr campaigns by people who specialize in lies and black truth.
What elected offical dares go up against them knowing he has to
get re-elected? He doesn't even know if they have a mole in his office. [They probably do. If he opposes them, they CERTAINLY will. They framed the mayor of Clearwater, Florida in a fake hit-and-run. Fortunately, someone noticed there were 5 $cientologi$t$ {are my numbers right, Milne?} and the mayor involved in the "accident" and the whole thing blew up in their faces.]
As a science fiction writer, Tubbard was the worst of hacks.
As a compulsive liar, certifiable paranoid, greed crazed megalomaniac, vicious dictator and Captian Hook, Commodore Ronald found his True Calling.
He vastly surpassed CIA Director Bill Casey, whose publicly failed dream was to create an agency that was still only a small scale model of $cientology. Tubbard didn't just excell, he triumphed! He created his own global spiritual SS/Mafia and forced the Big Dogs to come to terms with him! In the climate of fear and oppression he created and perfected, plausible deniability never had it so good!
Sincerely yours,
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[Co$igned]
Body N. Thetan [TM],
$P3X++, KoX8.08, Henry3.0, NO.T8-P ["Freedom from $cientology" -- Provisional Certificate awarded pending completion of InTurnSHip; Co-Auditing NO.T9, "Freedom From $cientologi$t$."]
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