ON BEING NICE TO LRH BECAUSE
OF ALL THE *GOOD* THINGS HE DID:

I have been accused of over hostility toward and excessive ad hominem attacks upon my Former Savior, [Laff. Ronald Hubbard, Commodore, Founder and Source, Operation Transport Organization], in my prior posts re his lurid crimes and Blazing Insanity. It has been suggested that if I would stop dramatizing my case and find it in my heart to FORGIVE him for his crimes, I wouldn't feel the necessity to attack him so bitterly and aggressively.

There must be a misunderstanding; I WAS AND AM being AS NICE AS POSSIBLE towards him. I CUT HIM *TONS* OF SLACK ALREADY!

What made you think I'm not Profoundly Grateful to HIM for creating a Standard Ethics Presence of Tone 40 Shock Troops to protect me from myself and keep me from hurting others with my vicious misunderstandings and violently evil purposes?

I think he's ALMOST as wonderful as, ... say, ... Pol Pot, ... or ... Hitler.

I HATE it when people talk all that TRASH about the Fuehrer when he did so many WONDERFUL things for the German people and the Master Race. He and his elite group of Completely Dedicated and Ruthlessly Unreasonably Determined SS Disciples SACRIFICED their OWN LIVES [much as Jesus did] for the GOOD OF OTHERS, ... and look at the thanks they get now!

Unlike Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, who were relatively small time benefactors of humanity and mostly had the good they did die with them, Our Commodore has bequeathed us a lasting legacy of Truth and Religious Freedom unto the generations.

Hell, if Jesus had the wisdom and foresight to create a Guardian's Office of VERY Special Affairs, instead of relying on the Untrained Uncertified Dilettante Amateurs of the Inquisition, Martin Luther would never have lived long enough to spout all those terrible Off-Source lies and perversions that enslaved so many people and damned their souls to hell for eternity.

If you think about it, you will see those Off-Source and Off-Policy errors of Out-Tech and Out-Admin by Jesus were more Suppressive than the 50 million or so murders that Mao and Stalin each dictated.

Because of Jesus' Namby-Pamby "Nice Guy" REASONABLE INABILITY to make the Tough Decisions and Decisively COMMAND, BILLIONS of souls were lost.

Jesus will have to live with those terrible HIGH CRIMES for the rest of eternity. [Or at least until LRH C/S's his CASE.]

So what if SOURCE had a few bad years of reasonableness and curiosity in the 50's when he was just getting started?

He MADE UP for all that with Standard Tech and a Ruthless Determination for YOU to go free, NO MATTER WHAT! You can't hold his minor errors against him forever.

Christianity is FULL of those vicious traps like Forgiveness and Love, Horrible Off-Policy Errors like giving ORDINARY PEOPLE the power to communicate with and Cast Out Demons [without the OT3 course!], and doesn't even have a [NOTS] Parasitosis Rundown!

What good is it, when you really think about it?

Hell, those brainwashed Christians give you salvation for FREE and let you donate later if you want! How stupid can you get? There's NO TELLING how much better off we would ALL be now if Jesus had the Wisdom to DO COKE, so he could RISE ABOVE the bank, instead of just wallowing around in it, dragging other people down to his level. Jesus didn't even keep a Gross Income Stat!

And Jesus did all those cheap parlor tricks like healing the sick [for free, how dumb] and raising the dead. When his staff fucked up and didn't bring enough food, he didn't throw anybody overboard, or even assign Lower Ethics Conditions and Amends Projects; he just made MORE FISHES! Worst of all, he even came back from the dead HIMSELF, just to distract people from the ONLY technology that could set them free, and enslave them with the False Hope of Eternal Life. How tacky can you get?

The Commodore would NEVER stoop to such a low level Con.

If Jesus had a REAL way of freeing people, he wouldn't have had to depend on all that TV preacher faith healing circus stuff. He would have cut straight to the chase with Sec Checks, Disconnect Orders, Reverse Auditing, Excommunications, Declares, Barratrous Lawsuits, Planted Evidence, False Rumors, and Assisted Suicides.

He would have gotten to Pilate with a premptive Dead Agent strike (or much worse) LONG BEFORE Pilate got to him!

Think how much better off we'd ALL be now if Jesus had been a $cientologi$t!

I'm sure Jesus himself is green with envy and red with embarrassment, and is planning to reincarnate into the Sea Org when he comes back, so he can be a Disciple of Ron's $acred $criptures and learn how to MAKE IT GO RIGHT next time.

He's probably just waiting for Ron to lift his Suppressive Declare, so he can join staff. If he has LOTS OF SEC CHECKS and gets off his Pedophile O/W's, he MIGHT even qualify to train as a Dianetic Auditor. Then he could do some REAL good for a change, instead of just Enslaving people with FALSE HOPE.

Hip, Hip, Hooray!

Hip, Hip, Hooray!

Hip, Hip, Hooray!

[Don't forget to Salute Ron's picture EVERY DAY, it will build up your Good Karma and AUTOMATICALLY Raise Your STATS!]

ON FORGIVING OUR COMMODORE FOR HIS MANY UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES:

Well, if LRH wanted to come around to me and acknowledge all his crimes and ask for forgiveness, *I* might just be inclined to do that [AND assign him a great BIG amends project, since *I* think his Criminal Legacy has set the cause of enlightenment WAY back]. I can't speak for what others should or shouldn't forgive.

However, it is another thing to forgive someone for something they "Never Did."

I'm just pointing out to everyone concerned what he REALLY DID THAT HE NEEDS TO ACKNOWLEDGE to be forgiven for, when he's up to admitting that HE DID DO all that SHIT he blamed on everyone ELSE, and justified in the name of HIS hallucinations.

Let's get a CLEAR picture of who he really was, and what he really did, and THEN we can talk about what parts of that are forgiveable. Otherwise, we are like Gerry Ford pardoning Nixon for unenumerated unindicted crimes against nameless victims that he "never performed." I don't think that is going to wash very clean in this bloody arena.

And before we worry about forgiveness, let's stop the continuous On-Source, On-Policy, On-Target present time crimes, overts, suppression and terrorism regularly commited by his followers in the name of his Truth, Purity and Hallucinations. Let's stop the continuing crimes based on his LIES by revealing the truth about him and his activities. THEN we can worry about HIM, IF he want's to crawl around and BEG for help.

When the postman brings around advertising full of lies and deceptions, I don't make ad hominem attacks on him. I don't care if he has parking tickets and DUI's. I just say thank you.

When the doorbell rings, and the caller announces that HE is THE SAVIOR, and has personally come here to PREACH THE GOSPEL OF PURE TRUTH, and LEAD ME TO THE PROMISED LAND, and I should just sign this QUITCLAIM DEED TO MY SOUL and he will take care of every thing for me [and if I DON'T, he will go out of his way to TAKE CARE OF me], he should expect a pretty thorough ad hominem Investigation & Report. He shouldn't even be TOO SURPRISED if I convene my own little Committee of Evidence.

When I discover upon cursory examination of the local court records that he has been looting all of the houses of the people who weren't there, and raping the small children who were home alone, his protest that HE and HIS GOSPEL are two different things is going to fall on moderately deaf ears. The fact that those $pecial $acred Ritual$ he performed with those cute little pre-school girls he tied up first is the $ACRED E$$ENCE OF HIS DIVINELY ORDAINED AND PERSONALLY REVEALED RELIGION doesn't protect him from any Ad Hominem attacks by ME.

Rather, he has DEMANDED ad hominem investigation and GLOBAL PUBLICATION. I have an OBLIGATION to warn my neighbors.

I think he should get just EXACTLY what he deserves. No more, no less. That MAY include forgiveness, but that's WAY DOWN THE LIST OF IMPORTANCES. He would probably AT LEAST have to ask for it.

STOPPING THE CRIMES BEING COMMITTED RIGHT NOW ALL OVER THE WORLD IN *HIS HOLY NAME* IS THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. He's really just a kind of Embarrassing Footnote at this point in the game.

TO DO THAT, THE TRUTH *MUST* BE REVEALED AS THE *FIRST* PRIORITY.

Only that will remove the ignorance, lies, justifiers and service facs that generate the continuous present time crimes, terrorism and suppression by his successors in interest.

Sincerely yours,

__________

[Co$igned]

Body N. Thetan [TM],

$P3X++, KoX8.08, Henry#3, Apostate1.OhOh, NO.T8-P ["Freedom from $cientology"; Provisional Certificate awarded pending completion of InTurnSHip; Co-Auditing NO.T9, "Freedom From $cientologi$t$."]

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