CAN EIGHT MILLION
$CIENTOLOGI$T$ BE WRONG?

QUESTION: Are there Really 8,000,000 $cientologi$st$?

ANSWER: Milne is actually Conservative in ONLY claiming Eight Million $ciengologi$t$:

First of all, everyone who has ever bought a $cientology book is a $cientologi$t. When they walked into the org and bought the book they stepped onto the bridge to Total Freedom [TM]. They made that commitment in the Theta Universe [TM], and we won't ever betray them by letting them be stopped by their banks. They are ALL $cientologi$t$. They just aren't all on course or getting auditing right now because they are temporarily overwhelmed by their reactive minds, but we're taking care of that. Would you like to join the $ea Org? Your help is acceptable to us.

But wait!, There's More!; there's *LOT'S MORE!*:

Think of all the thousands of auditors who have done OT3. Each one of those $cienoglogogiStS has freed THOUSANDS of Body Thetans (TM) from their bodies or selves to be independent beings created by $OURCE [LRH] newly in a new unit of time, and have gone out and taken bodies here on earth to join the $ea Org and help Clear the Planet of raw meat wogs. Unfortunately, the between lives implants and the birth trauma keys them in and they don't all know they are $cientologists yet, but they WILL cognite soon.

By my calculations the REAL FIGURE IS ABOUT 23 MILLION!

Sincerely yours,

__________

[Co$igned]

Body N. Thetan [TM],

$P3X++, KoX8.08, Henry3.0, NO.T8-P ["Freedom from $cientology" -- Provisional Certificate awarded pending completion of InTurnSHip; Co-Auditing NO.T9, "Freedom From $cientologi$t$."]

** "FULLFILLING THE ROLE OF THE ANTI-RON" **

[All opinions expressed are strictly those of Body N. Thetan [TM]. Permission to freely reproduce is granted to everyone EXCEPT: the Co$, Church of Scientology, Religious Technology Center, Scientologists, $cientologi$t$, their adherents, co-conspirators, agents, co-plaintiffs, assignees, attorneys, dupes, Rondroids, lackeys, employees, employers, blackmailers, blackmailees, etc., generally and specifically, jointly and severally.  Penalty for each infringement is $10,000 U.S. [payable in gold on demand] per character per reproduction per day of storage, minimum. Malicious Reproduction Mandates triple penalties.  Reproduction or transmission in any way whatsoever validates this contract and its Mandatory Minimum Penalties.  Possession of data, printouts or copies is prima facie proof of reproduction or transmission.  May not be sold OR fixed-price-donated under any circumstances except by written permission of Body N. Thetan [TM].]