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KP2010MAR10 T’ERRORIST MAN’I'FESTO

2010MAR10 T’ERRORIST MAN’I'FESTO

1] FIGHT F’IC’TION WITH F’ACTS!

2] THAT TERROR’EYESES THE
LIARS AND T’ERRORISTS!

3] THEY RESPOND WITH MORE LIES
AND VICIOUS ATTACKS.

4] REPEAT 1] UNTIL LIARS DIE.

5] P’ARTY HEARTY!

T’ERRORIST = THOSE WHO TERRORIZE
WITH LIES AND ERRORS.

[FROM SADDAMNUKES TO IRANIAN
INDUCED GLO'BALL W'ARMING.]

MAN’I'FESTO = MAN I’M FESTERED!

O
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KP2010MAR08 GOVERNMEAT LIST

KP2010MAR08  GOVERNMEAT LIST

MAY BE USED IN ANY ARMY, NAVY, OR OTHER
GOVERNMENT RECIPE THAT CALLS FOR PIG!

MANY ARE EVEN KOSHER!

SPENDATORS
CON’GREASSMEN
LOBBYISTS
BADVISORS
LAWYERS
JUDGES
REGULATORS
BANKSTERS
INFORMERS
IRS AGENTS
PRISON GUARDS
FARM A SUE TICLE SALESMEN
GOLDMAN + SACHS

THEY HAVE “VOLUNTEERED”
TO SERVE THEIR COUNTRY,
AS MANY WHO GO TO WAR DO.

WE ACCEPT THEIR SACRIFICE,
AND ADMIRE THEIR COURAGE!

LET THEM LONG BE REMEMBERED!

I’VE BEEN EYEING HENRY
KISSINGER LUSTFULLY LATELY.

WHAT A HANDSOME
HUNKS HE’D BE!

HE’S EVEN FATTER THAN AL GORE NOW!
WE COULD REDUCE THEIR WASTE LINES
AND THEIR CAR’BON FOOTPRINTS TOO!

ADD YOUR
FLAVORITES
TO THE LIST!

AND YOUR RECIPES
FOR SECRET SAUCE!

IT’S ALL YOU CAN EAT,
BUT SAVE SOME ROOM
FOR TOMORROW!

OR SKIP A DAY,
JUST TO BE SAFE!

DON’T WANNA
BUST A GUT!

YOU COULD EASY
DIE FROM THAT!

HAPPY DI’NING!

O
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KP2010MAR08 IT’S COMING ON!

KP2010MAR08  IT’S COMING ON!

I CAN FEEL IT.

SOMETHING REALLY GOOD
OR EXTREMELY BAD, BUT
A RADICAL DEPARTURE.

MAYBE ALL THREE AT ONCE?

ONE TIRE IS BLOWN AND
THE ENGINE IS ON FIRE,
BUT IT’S STILL RED LINING,
C’OMING ON THE C’AM, AND
I’M STILL IN FRONT!
WAY LESS THAN A LAP TO
GO, NO T’URNS AT ALL,
OR GLOW?

WE’LL SEE SO SOON!

GORY OR GLORY!

O
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Re: “The Source of Gravitational Energy”

On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:44:03 -0500,
Tenrac [tenrac@verizon.net] wrote:

> “The Source of Gravitational Energy”
>
>      (See also our sister website reticsessays.com)
>
>      When one applies the correct relativistic transformations to
> the gravitational field, the source of gravitational energy becomes
> apparent.

FLUNK!

YOU’VE ALREADY GONE OFF THE DEEP END
INTO “RELATIVISTIC TRANSFORMATIONS”!

AND YOU HAVE *NO CLUE* AT ALL OF
THE SOURCE OF GRAVITATIONAL ENERGY!

STOP WANKING AND READ RADO NOW!

> Unfortunately, due to a sophomoric error in the derivation of
> General Relativity, it has become accepted that the relativistic
> transformations for gravity are:
>
>      Force  = 1
>      Length = 1
>      Time   = G*M1*M2/(R*C)^2

BUT THIS IS ALL IRRELEVANT!

> Unfortunately, the error in its generation made the mathematics
> impossible of solution within the constraints of three dimensional
> Euclidian Geometry and it took 18 months for a solution to be
> obtained.  (The 18 months were not used up in solving the matrix
> equation, as current writings would have you believe, they
> represented the length of time it took for Dr. Einstein to adapt
> the geometry of Riemann (which is based upon the faulty
> description of a straight line implicit in all current
> geometries but which does not effect Euclidean Geometry).
> In applying Riemannian Geometry , Dr. Einstein added the
> fiction of curved space and added the spurious degree of
> freedom needed to solve his equations. This approach was
> accepted by a conference on the subject with the statement
> “why shouldn’t we consider space to be curved, no one can
> prove it isn’t. (Actually the proof is quite simple and is
> provided in http:/einsteinhoax.com/gravity.htm).
> The acceptance of curved space required a term for the
> curvature as a function of the gravitational field.
> Surprise surprise, that curvature term turned out to be
> equal to the term for time.

BUT THIS IS ALL NOXIOUS IRRELEVANT WANK!

FUCK EINSTEIN: HE WAS A STUPID IRRELEVANT
PLAGARIST AND WANKER WHO ONLY “DISCOVERED”
THINGS WHICH HAD ALREADY BEEN PUBLISHED!

THEN HE MADE UP STUPID NEW THEORIES!

WHAT A WASTE OF WANK!

> When one applies the legitimate rules of measurement (as would be
> required in any of the more mundane fields of Science) and accepted
> and easily verified physical laws to the study of the gravitational
> field, one finds it possible to rigorously devise a different set of
> gravitational transformations which do not require space to be curved:
>
>      Force  = 1
>      Length = 1/G*M1*M2/(R*C)^2
>      Time   = G*M1*M2/(R*C)^2

SO WHAT?

YOU STILL DON’T HAVE
EVEN THE FAINTEST CLUE
WHAT CAUSES GRAVITY!

STOP PREACHING AND
START READING RADO!

> Testing these transformations against observation reveals that
> they yield the same conclusions within the Solar Field and in
> comparison with observations of massive and/or dense stars as
> does GTR to an accuracy well beyond experimental capabilities.
> There is one important difference, however. They reveal that
> the end result of gravitational collapse is not a singularity
> but is a stable object the size of its horizon radius.

IRRELEVANT WANK!

> THEY ALSO REVEAL THE SOURCE OF GRAVITATIONAL ENERGY.

QUICK!  NAME IT!

YOU CAN’T, BECAUSE YOU
HAVE NO CLUE AT ALL!

>  In an F(orce)-L(ength)-T(ime) system of units, the dimensional
>  content  of energy is F*L. Since the gravitational transformation
> for force is unity, this means that the gravitational transformation
> for energy is equal to the gravitational transformation for Length
> and is therefore equal to 1/G*M1*M2/(R*C)^2. If we accept that the
> Principle of Relativity applies,

WE MUST ALSO ACCEPT THAT YOU
ARE A MAD WANKER WITH NO CLUE!

> the locally measured mass equivalent energy of an object must
> remain unchanged as it moves to a different elevation reference
> frame. In order to meet this requirement, the move to a different
> elevation in the field the object must gain or lose energy in terms
> of the units of measurement for energy existing at its original
> location. To do this, a force must result as it moves. The product
> of this force and the distance of fall is the energy of fall.

BUT YOU STILL HAVE NOT
NAMED THE SOURCE OF
GRAVITATIONAL EVERGY!

> If we apply this process to an object falling from a quasi-infinite
> distance to the event horizon, we find that, in terms of the units of
> measurement existing at the quasi-infinite radius, the gravitational
> transformation for energy requires shows that the object converts all
> of its rest mass equivalent energy to kinetic energy. When it reaches
> the event horizon and its velocity equals the velocity of light, the
> original rest mass equivalent energy has become zero because it has
> been converted to kinetic energy (all as measured with the units of
> measurement existing at the quasi-infinite radius). In terms of the
> units of measurement existing at the event horizon however, the rest
> mass equivalent energy of the object is unchanged and the kinetic
> energy is infinite.

BUT YOU STILL HAVE NOT
NAMED THE SOURCE OF
GRAVITATIONAL EVERGY!

> Since Relativity is all about observations made in systems where the
> size of the units of measurement are affected by the elevation and/or
> velocity, Dimensional Analysis is required to deal rationally with the
> process. Despite this, I have received an E-mail from an individual
> who strongly asserted that Dimensional Analysis is of no benefit in
> the study of velocity and gravitational effect. The frightening thing
> in this E-mail is that the sender is probably an academic busily
> damaging the minds of his students.

MUCH AS YOU DAMAGE YOURS!

>      The source material for this posting may be found in
> http://einsteinhoax.com/hoax.htm (1997);
> http://einsteinhoax.com/gravity.htm (1987); and
> http://einsteinhoax.com/relcor.htm (1997).

[ ... SNIP ... ]

GET A CLUE
BEFORE YOU
LECTURE!

READ RADO!

KP2009DEC22+  AETHRO-DYNAMICS RELEASED!

AFTER TOO MANY MONTHS
OF SAYING “ANY DAY NOW”
IT’S FINALLY OUT!

SANTA BROUGHT IT
JUST FOR YOU!
GET IT QUICK!

YOU CAN BUY IT IN PAPER FOR $29.50
PLUS SHIPPING ON AMAZON.COM at:

http://www.amazon.com/Aethro-dynamics-Steven-Rado/dp/0966757181

AETHRO-KINEMATICS [A-K] IN 1994 FIRMLY
ESTABLISHED STEVEN RADO AS BY FAR THE
GREATEST PHYSICIST IN HUMAN HISTORY.

*NOBODY* ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE!

ONLY A FEW LIKE KEPLER, DESCARTES
GALLILEO, FARADAY, MAXWELL, ETC.
WERE EVEN ON THE RIGHT TRACK!

FOR THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS PHYSICS
HAS GONE *BACKWARDS* INTO IRRELEVANT,
UNINTELLIGIBLE MATHEMATICAL *WANK*!

[I WAS A PHYSICS MAJOR AT THE UNIVERSITY
OF CHICAGO IN THE 1960'S, UNTIL I REALIZED
THAT "PHYSICISTS" WERE JUST MATHEMATICIANS
PRETENDING* TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT
PHYSICS, BUT HAD *NO* UNDERSTANDING!
I FLED FROM PHYSICS IN TERROR AND
DISGUST UNTIL STEVE BROUGHT ME BACK
WITH SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE!]

UNTIL AETHRO-KINEMATICS,
THE 20TH CENTURY WAS A
COMPLETE AND UNMITIGATED
*CATASTROPHE* FOR PHYSICS!
BUT THAT’S ALL OVER NOW!

AETHRO-DYNAMICS [A-D] IN 2009
FAR SURPASSES EVEN A-K!

IF A-K IS THE BOOSTER
THAT PUT PHYSICS IN ORBIT,
A-D LAUNCHED IT ON IT’S
INTERSTELLAR JOURNEY!

I PRAYED FOR 15 YEARS THAT
STEVE WOULD WRITE MORE!

NOW IT’S HERE!

GET *YOUR* TICKET-TO-RIDE!

===========================
THESE TWO EPOCHAL BOOKS ARE
*THE* SUPREME INTELLECTUAL
TRIUMPH OF THE HUMAN RACE!
===========================

NOBODY ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE!

EVEN “GODEL, ESCHER, BACH” FADES
INTO INTELLECTUAL INSIGNIFICANCE
NEXT TO STEVE’S *UNRIVALED* WORK!

STEVE PUTS IT *ALL* TOGETHER!
THERE IS *NO* SUBSTITUTE!

IF YOU HAVE NOT READ RADO,
YOU ARE JUST PLAIN *IGNORANT*
ABOUT PHYSICS, *ESPECIALLY* IF
YOU HAVE A PHD. IN PHYSICS!

PHYSICS PHD’S KNOW
THE LEAST OF ALL!

THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW,
THAT THEY DON’T KNOW!

WHAT WANKERS!

IT’S A WHOLE *NEW* GAME NOW!

YOU HAVE GOT TO *UNLEARN*
NEWTON, COULOMB, EINSTEIN,
QUANTUM MECHANICS, DIMENSIONS
4 THROUGH N, AND EVEN
TANGLED STRING THEORY!

*THEN* YOU CAN *UNDERSTAND*!

A-K IS A HUGE [527 PAGES]
ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORY
OF PHYSICS, EXHAUSTIVELY
DOCUMENTING MOSTLY GRAVITY.

A-D IS A SMALLER [153 PAGES] WORK
WHICH WHICH EXTENDS AETHER ANALYSIS
INTO THE OTHER AREAS OF PHYSICS.

IT HAS FOUR MAJOR CHAPTERS:
[1] FERRO-MAGNETISM
[2] ELECTRO-MAGNETISM
[3] ELECTRO-STATICS
[4] GRAVITY REVISITED

ELECTRO-STATICS BREAKS
SHOCKING NEW GROUND,
THAT WILL LEAVE YOUR
HAIR STANDING ON END
AND YOUR JAW IN YOUR LAP!

A-D IS THE ABSOLUTELY THE
BEST INTRODUCTION TO PHYSICS,
AND ALSO THE MOST ADVANCED TEXT!

[NOT BAD FOR A GUY WHO
NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE,
BUT TRAINED DILIGENTYLY AS
A MYSTERY-NOVEL DETECTIVE,
WITH HIS BROTHER LAZLO,
WHO GOT SENT TO THE RUSSIAN
FRONT, AND NEVER CAME BACK!]

A-K AND A-D ARE ALSO THE
FINEST MYSTERY STORIES
EVER WRITTEN! BUT THEY
ARE TRUTH, NOT FICTION!

AFTER YOU READ A-D YOU
CAN WORK THROUGH A-K
TO GET THE FULL STORY.

===================
A-D ALSO COMES WITH
A *FREE* CD OF A-K!
===================

EVERYTHING IMPORTANT KNOWN ABOUT
PHYSICS IN ONE LITTLE PACKAGE!

FROM THE *ONE* GUY WHO
FIGURED IT *ALL* OUT!

THIS IS THE BEST DEAL
IN PHYSICS EDUCATION
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!

DON’T WAIT TO
GET YOUR CLUES!

O
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KONCHOK PENDAY
EDITOR, A-D

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KP2010MARO6 NAME SHAM U’S NEXT MEAL!

KP2010MARO6 NAME SHAM U’S NEXT MEAL!

We’ll get a roster of Sham u’s
training crew, with age, sex,
married?, number of children,
and number of years training.

THEN WE CAN HAVE A CONTEST!

Just pick Sham u’s next meal,
and the date it will be served.

If you guess who, and are
closest to the date, you
win a free trip to Sea World
to meet Sham u in “person”!

The thrill of a lifetime!

For quite a few now.

In fact, Shamu is now
a Serial Killer Whale!

The Spaniards must think
we are insane! [Do you
think there is anyone
who does not?] You go to
the bullfight in florida,
but they don’t even have
a bull! Just a pool with
fish! And when the fish
attacks and drowns or eats
the matador, all hell really
breaks loose, as everyone
works frantically to keep
the FISH SAFE; fuck the dead
matador! He had it coming!

Is this bad acid, or what?

All so little kids can get
warm and fuzzy about a man
eating monster looking
for his next fresh snack!

Maybe we could make an animation
of a child being eaten by Shamu,
while in transfigured bliss!
We can have a thought-bubble of
the kid in heavenly paradise!
Then kids will think Shamu only
eats them to help them get to heaven?
Shamu giving you to 71 virgins?
What do you think?
Shall we do a test market?

On the other hand, I bet they
could find an old whaler with
a harpoon gun and put it on an
aerial platform over the pool.
It wouldn’t even block the view!
At short range from a stable base,
not a wildly rocking boat, a harpoon
gunner couldn’t miss! When the
harpoon went in, Shamu would
INSTANTLY forget about Dawn,
and when it exploded, Shamu would
INSTANTLY forget about Shamu!

I guarantee he would never
eat any more trainers, ever!

12,000 pounds is a
LOT OF CANS OF TUNA!

Divers would have Dawn out of
the water in about ten seconds.

From snatch to back again,
the whole thing would take
less than a minute, and she
would probably still be alive.
And have tuna to eat for years!

PLUS THINK OF THE SALUTARY EDUCATIONAL
EFFECTS IT MIGHT HAVE ON THE OTHER FISH!

TRAINER SNACKING = *INSTANT* FISH FRY!

FISH ARE SMART! I BET THEY’D LEARN FAST!

That might even be their
very last problem fish!

AND THINK OF THE EDUCATIONAL
BENEFITS OF ALL THOSE YOUNG KIDS
ACTUALLY SEEING TUNA MADE FRESH!

Just like in the old days!

THAT’S AS REAL AS SEEING
A HUMAN DROWNED AND EATEN!

WHILE PEOPLE STRUGGLE
FRANTICALLY TO PROTECT
THE FISH WHO IS KILLING
THEIR COMRADE!

THEY’D RATHER BURY
THEIR FRIEND
THAN EAT THE FISH
WHO IS EATING HER!

CAUSE THEY’D GET FIRED
FOR SAVING HER LIFE!

THE FISH HAS MORE MONEY!
IT EATS WHO EVER IT WANTS!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE POLITICALLY
CORRECT WHEN A FISH CAN EAT
PEOPLE, BUT NOT AN AMERICAN!

ENTERTAINMENT JUST
GOT KNOCKED UP BY
REALITY TV!

I’m waiting for
“Lethal Execution”
to play live on
pay-per-view TV!

MAYBE WE COULD
BALANCE THE BUDGET
BY KILLING OFF
THE GOVERNMEAT
ON PAY-PER-VIEW?

Lobbyists, lawyers
and bankers are all
definitely governmeat!

Like trainer snacking,
that’s allowed here now!

WHO SAYS YOU CAN’T?

EAT THEM FIRST!

O
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KP2010MAR05 KARMAGEDDON

KP2010MAR05  KARMAGEDDON

DIVINE KARMAGEDDON IS
COMING, WHEN EVERYONE
GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE!

ARE YOU THRILLED OR KILLED?

IS YOUR SUPPORT NETWORK
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT,
OR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
WHO LOVE AND TRUST YOU?

ARE YOU STANDING ON THE
GOVERNMENT PROMISES, LIKE
A ONE LEGGED KICKER TRYING
A FIFTY YARD FIELD GOAL
TO WIN THE GAME IN
THE FINAL SECONDS?

ARE YOU LENDING A HAND,
OR JUST HOLDING ONE OUT,
AND PULLING THE TRIGGER,
TO REAP THE DEATH BENEFITS?

BE CAREFUL THAT PEOPLE
DON’T SEE YOUR DEATH
AS A POSITIVE BENEFIT
THAT YIELDS LASTING
SATISFACTION AND HONOR!

YOU MIGHT GET WHAT
THEY WANT OVER
YOUR DEAD BODY!

EVERYTHING IS GOING
TO LOOK MUCH DIFFERENT
ON KARMAGEDDON DAY!

*EVERYONE* LOOKS MUCH DIFFERENT WHEN
THEY ARE WEARING HOSE-COLORED GLASSES!

HOPE I SEE YOU SMILING
B’RIGHT ON KARMAGEDDON DAY!

O
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KP2010MAR03 WANTED: KILLER WHALE FEEDER

KP2010MAR03 WANTED: KILLER WHALE FEEDER

MUST LOVE ANIMALS!

OUR ANIMALS WILL
LOVE YOU TOO!

Should not have compulsive fears
about being drowned or eaten!

Apply in person at the feeding tank.

Must love swimming and holding your breath!

POSITION: Trainer and feeder of SHAMU, our
biggest [12,000 pounds] attraction [moneymaker].

Do not be alarmed by the sensationalistic press
about Shamu’s recent disagreement with his last
trainer, Dawn Brancheau, who was terminated from
her position for deliberately provoking Shamu …
by growing her hair! Sure, he killed a couple
of other trainer’s too, but that was a long time
ago, and I can’t even remember their names now!

BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS SHAMU!
HE’S THE BIGGEST STAR OF A BILLION
DOLLAR ENTERTAINMENT CONGLOMERATE!

DON’T WORRY!

SHAMU IS
PERFECTLY
SAFE!

Nobody gonna put
a hurtin on HIM!

HE’S A BIG STAR!
HE MAKES MANY
MILLIONS A YEAR!
Which Sea World
paternally keeps
in trust for his
retirement!

If you doggy bites someone,
they don’t even have to die,
but your doggy will be dogone
before you can say “last rites”.

How many million$ did
your dog earn last year?

Every year Shamu earns many times
the total lifetime earnings of ALL
the people he has killed, put together!

YOU JUST CAN’T
ARGUE WITH REALITY!

It all makes good economic sense!
This market IS self-regulating!
If Shamu starts killing spectators
as well as trainers, attendance will
plummet, and policy will change!

In the meantime, you can rest easy since
OSHA is on the job, mandating that Shamu
is treated “humanely”. All Shamu has
to do is tr’eat the trainers O’Fishally!

HE’S A NATURAL AT THAT!

I wonder if a harpoon with an
eploding power head into his lungs
would have forced him to spit out
Dawn, while she was still alive?

BUT YOU CAN’T KILL
THE STAR OF THE SHOW!

Everybody knows that!

Sorry for even
suggesting it!

O
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Re: “The Scarcity of Life Bearing Planets”

On Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:12:40 -0500,
Segrahc [segrahc@verizon.net] wrote:

> “The Scarcity of Life Bearing Planets”
>
> (See also our sister website reticsessays.com)
>
> There is considerable interest in the possibility that
> there may be a large number of planets in our galaxy that
> are suitable for life. In the hope that there may be intelligent
> life on planets lying within a reasonable distance, a project
> named SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) has
> been set up to search for evidence of that life. The idea
> behind the project is that intelligent life may be generating
> signals which can be received on Earth that are either a
> by-product of their civilization (such as our own radio
> broadcasts) or a deliberate attempt to communicate.
> Unfortunately, the probability of success of those programs
> is far lower than currently believed. If an Earth sized
> planet existed 93,000,000 miles from a star that was
> virtually identical to the Sun, it is extremely unlikely
> that it would be capable of supporting life.

IN YOUR IMAGINATION!

> To see why this should be so, an examination of
> our own Solar System is order.

MAKES SENSE TO
START WHERE YOU ARE!

> With the exception of Mercury, the Earth, Mars, and Pluto,
> all of the planets have enormous atmospheres (relative
> to the Earth). One can draw no conclusions about the
> original conditions on Mercury or Pluto. Mercury is
> too small and too close to the Sun to have prevented
> its atmosphere, regardless of its original quantity,

ORIGINAL QUANTITY?

I imagine that the original quantity
of most atmospheres is probably zero.

Do planets start out big?

How does that happen?

And in any case, the original
quantity is irrelevant!
How much do you have now?

> from boiling away to space. (There
> may be a remnant of an atmosphere frozen at the poles.)

On Mercury?
Isn’t that much too hot?

> At the other extreme, due to its distance from the Sun,
> any atmosphere that Pluto may have had at its beginning

What about the atmosphere it generated?

> and which has not been lost by evaporation to space
> is of necessity frozen solid and is therefore unobservable.

OK!

> Observations have shown that Mars once had a significant
> atmosphere that supported running water (and, by implication,
> oceans) but has lost both.

Yes.

> Apparently, its low gravitational mass has made it too easy
> for the Sun’s radiation to cause Mar’s atmosphere to evaporate
> to space. Of all the planets, it is Earth that is the anomaly.

> Due to its location, Venus receives about twice the heat
> input from the Sun as does the Earth. Its gravitational
> mass is slightly less than that of the Earth and yet it
> has an atmosphere about 70 times as dense as the
> Earth. In addition, the atmosphere of Venus is alleged to
> consist of mostly carbon dioxide. Since, under the
> evaporation process, the other normal atmospheric gases,
> having a lower molecular weight, will evaporate
> before carbon dioxide does, the initial Venusian
> atmosphere must have been
> significantly denser than it is now.

THAT DOES NOT FOLLOW AT ALL!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE HYDROCARBONS AND OTHER
GASSES NATURALLY CREATED BY ANY PLANET?

> The Earth, on the other hand, has an atmosphere that contains a
> negligible quantity of carbon dioxide but is relatively rich in the
> lighter gases. In addition, it is estimated that about 3 billion
> years ago the atmospheric pressure on the Earth was about 20 PSI

Much as I am estimated to be
the world’s greatest lover?

> and has been reduced to its current level of 14.7 psi.

Or maybe it started at zero,
way back when, and has now
reached almost fifteen!

> This means that, for the Earth, 25% of the atmosphere
> has been lost in 3 billion years, probably by a net
> evaporation to space.

ARE YOU INSANE?

YOU FORGOT ALL THE GASSES
NATURALLY PRODUCED BY THE EARTH!

> (Any gas or vapor subject to a vacuum will
> evaporate, an atmosphere is no exception.)

Yes, that’s quite true!

> It seems reasonable to accept that the early history of
> the Solar System approximated the following stages:

Just as it seems QUITE reasonable to accept
that I am the world’s greatest lover!

> A:- The planets were formed by the collision of
> smaller objects circling the Sun in eccentric orbits.

OR MAYBE THEY CONDENSED
FROM A CLOUD OF GAS!
In a circular orbit.

It was so long ago,
I can’t even remember!

> The collision process continued until the Solar System
> was virtually cleared of objects in non-circular orbits.

Clever!

> B:- During the planetary formation stage, the planets could
> not acquire atmospheres because the bombardment that was
> forming them made their surfaces extremely hot.

Maybe?

> Atmospheric gases which impacted the planet from
> interplanetary space or from the accreting object
> might be expected to boil away quite rapidly,

Just as I might be expected to grow old and die.
We can easily see how foolish hexpecations are!

> particularly since they were being added to the
> surface of the planets.

Yes, gasses being lighter than rocks,
they tend to move to the surface.
Liquids like oil do too!

> C:- Once the rate of bombardment forming the planets reduced to the
> point where the planets could cool sufficiently, they were capable of
> collecting atmospheres from gases that remained in the Solar System.

Collecting atmosphere from the vacuum
that constantly bleeds it’s own off?

Run that by me one more time?

> (There are arguments that planetary atmospheres were
> formed by outgassing.

YES!

Have you heard of
volcanoes and oil wells?

They are quite well documented!

> The writer doubts this was a major source of atmosphere,

Back in ‘69, someone doubted that
I was the world’s greatest lover!

Where are they now?

> but whether it was or not does not affect the conclusions.

WHICH HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP TO FACTS?

> D:- For Venus and the gas giants to have their present atmospheric
> density, all of the planets, including the Earth, must have initially
> acquired enormous (by Earth standards) atmospheres.

INSANE RONSENSE!

NO EVIDENCE AT ALL FOR THIS
BLATANT ASSERTION OF WANK!

> They gained their atmospheres by sweeping up gases
> from the surrounding interplanetary space

Collecting atmosphere from the vacuum
that constantly bleeds it’s own off?

Could you hexplain that one more time?

> (and possibly by outgassing)

BUT WE WON’T TALK ABOUT THAT.

> and lost some of that atmosphere by
> evaporation to that same space from the
> uppermost layer of the atmosphere.

AS YOU HAVE POINTED OUT ALWAYS HAPPENS.

> In order for a molecule of gas to be lost to the planet, it must
> acquire a thermal velocity greater than the planet’s escape velocity.
> This must occur at an altitude at which the atmosphere is
> sufficiently thin so that it does not strike other molecules
> while escaping. (This occurs above the altitude where the effects
> of diffusion are significant.) The rate at which atmospheric
> gases are lost to space is determined almost entirely by
> the rate of energy input from the Sun and by the escape
> velocity of the planet at the top of its atmosphere.
> The rate of atmosphere loss is virtually independent of
> the amount of atmosphere the planet owns at any
> instant of time.

OK.

> The Earth-Moon system has two characteristics that are anomalous
> compared to the other planets. The first is that it has far too much
> angular momentum (orbital angular momentum, rotational angular
> momentum of the Earth and the Moon, and orbital angular momentum
> of the Moon around the Earth).

MIGHT THAT BE AN INDICATOR THAT
THE MOON IS A CAPTURED OBJECT?

> As pointed out in a text by Dr. Urey, an exponential plot of
> angular momentum vs. total mass for all of the other planets yields a
> straight line.

Supporting the capture theory?

> The total angular momentum of the Earth-Moon system lies
> far above that line.

Captured?

> The second anomaly is that it contains far too little
> atmosphere

We do?
For what?

> and, unlike Mars, the density of that atmosphere
> has remained almost unchanged.

????

> A satisfactory explanation for both of these anomalies
> seems to have been provided in the 80’s by a computer
> simulation of a glancing impact on the Earth by an object
> having a mass about one sixth of its mass and which yields
> a conclusion for the formation of the Earth-Moon system
> which seems to be currently accepted.

OK.

SO FAR, I DON’T SEE ANY CONNECTION
WITH THE ORIGIN OF LIFE

> The simulation predicted the formation of a binary system with a
> Moon sized object orbiting the Earth an altitude of about 12,000
> miles, with the Earth having a 4 hour day, and with the Earth
> having captured the iron cores of both objects.

Interesting!

The moon’s old core is at
the bottom of the pacific?

> Since the length of the Earth’s day was, is, and will
> remain less than the Moon’s orbital period until the
> Sun enters its red giant stage, tidal effects on the
> Earth will perpetually transfer angular momentum from
> the Earth to the Moon. This transfer has lengthened
> the Earth’s day to 24 hours and has caused the Moon’s
> orbit to increase to 238,000 miles. More important,
> such an impact would have blasted away most if not
> all of the atmosphere the Earth had at the time and,

MAYBE THE MOON’S TOO?

> if the collision occurred late enough in the
> formation period of the Solar System, most of the
> interplanetary gases would have already been absorbed
> by the other planets and/or lost to interstellar space
> and not be available to reform much of an atmosphere on
> the Earth.

I’m sorry to be so slow, but
could you hexplain yet again?

> This scenario could easily allow the Earth to have the
> comparatively puny but stable atmosphere required to
> support the evolution of intelligent life.

So you think there
may be life on earth?

> In order for a planet to support life, not only must it be
> in the “life zone” about a suitable star, it must possess
> an atmosphere of a suitable density for a sufficient period
> of time for life to evolve. On the Earth, life does not
> seem to prosper above an altitude where the density is half
> an atmosphere. At the other end of the scale, the atmosphere
> must not be too thick or the wavelengths of radiation needed
> for photosynthesis

IS NOT NECESSARY
FOR LIFE AT ALL!
EVEN HERE ON EARTH!

LOOK AT ALL THE LIFE BY
THE HOT DEEP-SEA VENTS!

> not only will not reach the atmosphere-water
> interface where life begins,

You can remember that far back?
And even where it happened?

I thought it was in
sub-surface liquids!

> that interface is likely to be too hot due to the
> temperature rise of adiabatic compression.

????

> (This temperature rise is the reason the surface of Venus is
> so hot).

I STUPIDLY ASSUMED THAT WAS
BECAUSE IT GOT TWICE AS MUCH
SOLAR HEATING AS EARTH DOES.

> Making the optimistic assumption that four and a half atmospheres
> is the highest suitable atmospheric pressure

????

WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

MAMMALIAN LIFE THRIVES AT
THOUSANDS OF ATMOSPHERES
IN THE OCEAN!

> requires that a life supporting planet not lose
> more than four atmospheres of density in the
> period required for intelligent life to evolve.

As long as atmospheric density
is increasing, that probably
won’t be a real problem!

> For a planet starting with the atmospheric density of Venus
> to lose 60 PSI of surface atmospheric pressure in 3 billion
> years (the time required for intelligent life to
> have evolved on Earth), the existence of such life would
> require an age of 50 billion years for the planetary system.

????

WANKER’S WANK!

> Such a conclusion presents problems.

SO MAYBE IT’S JUST HYSTERICAL WANK!

> A star similar to our Sun will become a red giant about
> 10 billion years after its formation and the apparent
> age of the Universe is only 15 billion years.

NOT THE BIG BANG WANK!

ARE YOU FINISHED WITH
MY BOOK ON EPICYCLES YET?

> On the other hand, if a planet such as Mars lost
> its atmosphere at a sufficient rate to reach compatibility with the
> requirements of life before its star became a red giant, it would pass
> though the “life range” so quickly that intelligent life would
> probably not have had time to evolve.

????
Are you arguing that
life on Mars never existed?

> It is the author’s belief that, without the
> addition of the ‘wild card’ implicit in the postulated Earth-Moon
> collision, a planet capable of supporting life cannot exist.

THEREFORE NEITHER EARTH NOR THE
MOON HAD ANY LIFE PRE-COLLISION?

THEREFORE MARS DOES NOT EXIST?

> (It is hoped that this question would be examined further.)
> It is the author’s belief that intelligent life is much
> rarer in the Universe than Dr. Sagan suggested.

Certainly rarer than I would have
expected, in your neighborhood!

> The asteroid belt exists as a ring of stony and iron rocks in orbit
> about the Sun between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter. The radius of
> that orbit coincides with the anticipated location of a planet under
> the conventional theory of planetary formation.

Under the convent’ional theory,
I am the world’s greatest lover!

> If one examines the objects in the asteroid belt,
> the moons of Mars, and the meteorites that strike the
> Earth, one finds that, unlike comets, many if not most
> of them composed of stone or of iron. Unlike the flimsy
> comets, such objects cannot form by accretion, they can
> only be formed within a planet-sized object that has
> already accreted. One must conclude, therefore, that
> initially a planet did form at the radius of the
> asteroid belt and was later shattered by a collision.

MAKES SENSE.

> Such a collision would drive away most of the planetary
> material and leave a residue of rocks from the planet’s
> upper layers and iron objects from the planet’s core.

> That collision is a reasonable candidate as the source
> for the object that impacted the early Earth to form the
> Earth-Moon system, the meteorites which strike the Earth,
> and the moons of Mars.

OK!

> The writer is of the strong opinion that, unless a planet that is
> located around its star and sized to be suitable for the retention
> of an atmosphere,

OR GENERATION THEREOF!

> undergoes such a history at the appropriate time in the
> planetary system process a planet suitable for the evolution of
> intelligent life cannot evolve. It would seem, therefore, that
> in addition to the probability factors now considered for the
> existence of life bearing planets that yield the possibility
> of perhaps 100 civilizations within our galaxy, an additional
> factor must be considered for each candidate planetary system.
> This factor is the probability of AN EVENT occurring at the
> right time in the planetary formation process to drive
> off the excess atmosphere

EXCESS ATMOSPHERE?
WHAT IS THAT?

> from a planet that is large enough to retain a
> stable atmosphere. When added to the already tabulated probabilities
> assumed for the SETI observations, it seems quite probable that
> instead of a civilization occurring about 100 times in a galaxy
> as is currently hoped, civilization would occur once in a hundred
> or a thousand galaxies.

IF YOU PROJECT YOUR ASSUMPTIONS,
YOU GET WHAT YOU HEXPECTED ALL ALONG!

> If this were the case, the SETI project
> would seem to be doomed to failure.

BASED ON YOUR ASSUMPTIONS!

> The source material for this posting may be found in
> http://einsteinhoax.com/hoax.htm (1997);
> http://einsteinhoax.com/gravity.htm (1987); and
> http://einsteinhoax.com/relcor.htm (1997).

[ ... SNIP ... ]

WHAT ABOUT THE LIFE
RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO
US ON MARS? OOOOPS!

WHAT ABOUT THE ASTERIODS?

IF THEY NEVER HAD LIFE,
HOW DID THEY GET MILLIONS
OF BIOLOGICAL COMPOUNDS?

YOU NEED TO READ RADO AND GET
SOME BASIC PHYSICS CONCEPTS
LIKE THE EVOLVING UNIVERSE!

THEN IT WILL MAKE MUCH MORE SENSE!

KP2009DEC22+ AETHRO-DYNAMICS RELEASED!

AFTER TOO MANY MONTHS
OF SAYING “ANY DAY NOW”
IT’S FINALLY OUT!

SANTA BROUGHT IT
JUST FOR YOU!
GET IT QUICK!

YOU CAN BUY IT IN PAPER FOR $29.50
PLUS SHIPPING ON AMAZON.COM at:

http://www.amazon.com/Aethro-dynamics-Steven-Rado/dp/0966757181

AETHRO-KINEMATICS [A-K] IN 1994 FIRMLY
ESTABLISHED STEVEN RADO AS BY FAR THE
GREATEST PHYSICIST IN HUMAN HISTORY.

*NOBODY* ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE!

ONLY A FEW LIKE KEPLER, DESCARTES
GALLILEO, FARADAY, MAXWELL, ETC.
WERE EVEN ON THE RIGHT TRACK!

FOR THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS PHYSICS
HAS GONE *BACKWARDS* INTO IRRELEVANT,
UNINTELLIGIBLE MATHEMATICAL *WANK*!

[I WAS A PHYSICS MAJOR AT THE UNIVERSITY
OF CHICAGO IN THE 1960'S, UNTIL I REALIZED
THAT "PHYSICISTS" WERE JUST MATHEMATICIANS
PRETENDING* TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT
PHYSICS, BUT HAD *NO* UNDERSTANDING!
I FLED FROM PHYSICS IN TERROR AND
DISGUST UNTIL STEVE BROUGHT ME BACK
WITH SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE!]

UNTIL AETHRO-KINEMATICS,
THE 20TH CENTURY WAS A
COMPLETE AND UNMITIGATED
*CATASTROPHE* FOR PHYSICS!
BUT THAT’S ALL OVER NOW!

AETHRO-DYNAMICS [A-D] IN 2009
FAR SURPASSES EVEN A-K!

IF A-K IS THE BOOSTER
THAT PUT PHYSICS IN ORBIT,
A-D LAUNCHED IT ON IT’S
INTERSTELLAR JOURNEY!

I PRAYED FOR 15 YEARS THAT
STEVE WOULD WRITE MORE!

NOW IT’S HERE!

GET *YOUR* TICKET-TO-RIDE!

===========================
THESE TWO EPOCHAL BOOKS ARE
*THE* SUPREME INTELLECTUAL
TRIUMPH OF THE HUMAN RACE!
===========================

NOBODY ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE!

EVEN “GODEL, ESCHER, BACH” FADES
INTO INTELLECTUAL INSIGNIFICANCE
NEXT TO STEVE’S *UNRIVALED* WORK!

STEVE PUTS IT *ALL* TOGETHER!
THERE IS *NO* SUBSTITUTE!

IF YOU HAVE NOT READ RADO,
YOU ARE JUST PLAIN *IGNORANT*
ABOUT PHYSICS, *ESPECIALLY* IF
YOU HAVE A PHD. IN PHYSICS!

PHYSICS PHD’S KNOW
THE LEAST OF ALL!

THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW,
THAT THEY DON’T KNOW!

WHAT WANKERS!

IT’S A WHOLE *NEW* GAME NOW!

YOU HAVE GOT TO *UNLEARN*
NEWTON, COULOMB, EINSTEIN,
QUANTUM MECHANICS, DIMENSIONS
4 THROUGH N, AND EVEN
TANGLED STRING THEORY!

*THEN* YOU CAN *UNDERSTAND*!

A-K IS A HUGE [527 PAGES]
ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORY
OF PHYSICS, EXHAUSTIVELY
DOCUMENTING MOSTLY GRAVITY.

A-D IS A SMALLER [153 PAGES] WORK
WHICH WHICH EXTENDS AETHER ANALYSIS
INTO THE OTHER AREAS OF PHYSICS.

IT HAS FOUR MAJOR CHAPTERS:
[1] FERRO-MAGNETISM
[2] ELECTRO-MAGNETISM
[3] ELECTRO-STATICS
[4] GRAVITY REVISITED

ELECTRO-STATICS BREAKS
SHOCKING NEW GROUND,
THAT WILL LEAVE YOUR
HAIR STANDING ON END
AND YOUR JAW IN YOUR LAP!

A-D IS THE ABSOLUTELY THE
BEST INTRODUCTION TO PHYSICS,
AND ALSO THE MOST ADVANCED TEXT!

[NOT BAD FOR A GUY WHO
NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE,
BUT TRAINED DILIGENTYLY AS
A MYSTERY-NOVEL DETECTIVE,
WITH HIS BROTHER LAZLO,
WHO GOT SENT TO THE RUSSIAN
FRONT, AND NEVER CAME BACK!]

A-K AND A-D ARE ALSO THE
FINEST MYSTERY STORIES
EVER WRITTEN! BUT THEY
ARE TRUTH, NOT FICTION!

AFTER YOU READ A-D YOU
CAN WORK THROUGH A-K
TO GET THE FULL STORY.

===================
A-D ALSO COMES WITH
A *FREE* CD OF A-K!
===================

EVERYTHING IMPORTANT KNOWN ABOUT
PHYSICS IN ONE LITTLE PACKAGE!

FROM THE *ONE* GUY WHO
FIGURED IT *ALL* OUT!

THIS IS THE BEST DEAL
IN PHYSICS EDUCATION
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!

DON’T WAIT TO
GET YOUR CLUES!

O
— )
\

KONCHOK PENDAY
EDITOR, A-D

NEWSGROUPS:
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PERMALINK: http://net-prophet.net/?p=2007

Re: New report «Theories reducing to Coulombian electrodynamics, relativistic electrodynamics doesn’t»

On Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:25:05 -0800,
CfCS [noreply@canonicalscience.org] wrote:

> A new Research report (50+ pages) is available for download.
>
> Very important physical and philosophical consequences arise from this
> work.

This research report is not even worth reading.

Coulomb was a moron, who fucked up totally!

THERE ARE NOT TWO ELECTRICAL FLUIDS!
HE WAS DEAD WRONG FROM THE START!

> This Research report analyzes the internal consistency of different
> theories of electrodynamics, their compatibility with Coulombian
> electrodynamics, and their confrontation with experiments and
> observations.

Anything that is compatible with Coulomb,
is just nonsense as stupid as Newton!

> Only four theories of the analyzed sample give the exact Coulombian
> limit in a consistent way.

Who cares?

Coulomb was a mad wanker!

> The rigorous analysis shows that the Coulombian limit of
> relativistic field electrodynamics given in textbooks and
> papers is both mathematical and physically incorrect.
> This is in agreement with earlier result showed
> in Phys. Rev. E (1997, 53, 5373; 1998, 57, 3683).
> and may be considered a continuation of
> Can. Sci. Rep. (2009, 20092v1).

Whatever that is, forget it!

> This Research report also shows that both the traditional
> Lorentz- Dirac equation and the modern LL equation are not
> valid equations of motion for a classical charged particle.
> The unphysical modes introduced by a field model of
> interactions are the responsible for the well-known violations
> of causality, inertia, and of the principles of equivalence
> and superposition in classical electrodynamics.

Yes, it’s all wrong, right from the start!

> Finally, this Research report introduces the new
> post-relativity theory and discusses its possibilities
> and advantages over current theories.

BUT WHAT ABOUT PRE-RELATIVITY?

> This Research report is dedicated to the memory of the physicist
> Charles-Augustin De Coulomb. His deep insights on the nature of the
> electric interactions remained unnoticed in the works of very
> important physicists and mathematicians as Gauss, Faraday,
> Maxwell, Poynting, Abraham, Poincaré, Lorentz, Einstein,
> Minkowski, and many others.

ALL OF WHOM, BRIGHT AS THEY WERE,
STEPPED IN HIS SHIT AND SMELLED BAD!

> Coulomb deep insights remained
> unnoticed until that mathematicians and physicists
> have started to rigorously show the deficiencies of the
> field formulation of electrodynamics in recent years,
> one hundred and ninety years after that Coulomb passed away!

BUT NOW RADO HAS FIRMLY AND FINALLY
DESTROYED HIS FOOLISH TWO-CHARGE MODEL!

> #####
> #####  NEWS AND BLOG:
> #####
>

http://www.canonicalscience.org/publications/canonicalsciencetoday/canonicalsciencetoday.html

http://www.canonicalscience.org/publications/canonicalsciencetoday/20100301.html

>
> #####
> #####  METADATA, ABSTRACT,REFERENCES, FIGURES, AND DOWNLOAD: #####
>

http://www.canonicalscience.org/publications/canonicalsciencereports/20093.html

RADO CAREFULLY ANALYSES COULOMB’S
WRETCHED NONSENSE, AND COMPLETELY
DESTROYS THE PROTON AS THE POSITIVE
CHARGE.  HE ALSO DESTROYS THE IDEA
OF POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE CHARGES!

WHAT WE HAVE IS SURPLUS AND DEFICIENCY,
JUST AS BEN FRANKLIN SURMISED!

KP2009DEC22+  AETHRO-DYNAMICS RELEASED!

AFTER TOO MANY MONTHS
OF SAYING “ANY DAY NOW”
IT’S FINALLY OUT!

SANTA BROUGHT IT
JUST FOR YOU!
GET IT QUICK!

YOU CAN BUY IT IN PAPER FOR $29.50
PLUS SHIPPING ON AMAZON.COM at:

http://www.amazon.com/Aethro-dynamics-Steven-Rado/dp/0966757181

AETHRO-KINEMATICS [A-K] IN 1994 FIRMLY
ESTABLISHED STEVEN RADO AS BY FAR THE
GREATEST PHYSICIST IN HUMAN HISTORY.

*NOBODY* ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE!

ONLY A FEW LIKE KEPLER, DESCARTES
GALLILEO, FARADAY, MAXWELL, ETC.
WERE EVEN ON THE RIGHT TRACK!

FOR THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS PHYSICS
HAS GONE *BACKWARDS* INTO IRRELEVANT,
UNINTELLIGIBLE MATHEMATICAL *WANK*!

[I WAS A PHYSICS MAJOR AT THE UNIVERSITY
OF CHICAGO IN THE 1960'S, UNTIL I REALIZED
THAT "PHYSICISTS" WERE JUST MATHEMATICIANS
PRETENDING* TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT
PHYSICS, BUT HAD *NO* UNDERSTANDING!
I FLED FROM PHYSICS IN TERROR AND
DISGUST UNTIL STEVE BROUGHT ME BACK
WITH SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE!]

UNTIL AETHRO-KINEMATICS,
THE 20TH CENTURY WAS A
COMPLETE AND UNMITIGATED
*CATASTROPHE* FOR PHYSICS!
BUT THAT’S ALL OVER NOW!

AETHRO-DYNAMICS [A-D] IN 2009
FAR SURPASSES EVEN A-K!

IF A-K IS THE BOOSTER
THAT PUT PHYSICS IN ORBIT,
A-D LAUNCHED IT ON IT’S
INTERSTELLAR JOURNEY!

I PRAYED FOR 15 YEARS THAT
STEVE WOULD WRITE MORE!

NOW IT’S HERE!

GET *YOUR* TICKET-TO-RIDE!

===========================
THESE TWO EPOCHAL BOOKS ARE
*THE* SUPREME INTELLECTUAL
TRIUMPH OF THE HUMAN RACE!
===========================

NOBODY ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE!

EVEN “GODEL, ESCHER, BACH” FADES
INTO INTELLECTUAL INSIGNIFICANCE
NEXT TO STEVE’S *UNRIVALED* WORK!

STEVE PUTS IT *ALL* TOGETHER!
THERE IS *NO* SUBSTITUTE!

IF YOU HAVE NOT READ RADO,
YOU ARE JUST PLAIN *IGNORANT*
ABOUT PHYSICS, *ESPECIALLY* IF
YOU HAVE A PHD. IN PHYSICS!

PHYSICS PHD’S KNOW
THE LEAST OF ALL!

THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW,
THAT THEY DON’T KNOW!

WHAT WANKERS!

IT’S A WHOLE *NEW* GAME NOW!

YOU HAVE GOT TO *UNLEARN*
NEWTON, COULOMB, EINSTEIN,
QUANTUM MECHANICS, DIMENSIONS
4 THROUGH N, AND EVEN QUANTUM
TANGLED STRING THEORY!

*THEN* YOU CAN *UNDERSTAND*!

A-K IS A HUGE [527 PAGES]
ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORY
OF PHYSICS, EXHAUSTIVELY
DOCUMENTING MOSTLY GRAVITY.

A-D IS A SMALLER [153 PAGES] WORK
WHICH WHICH EXTENDS AETHER ANALYSIS
INTO THE OTHER AREAS OF PHYSICS.

IT HAS FOUR MAJOR CHAPTERS:
[1] FERRO-MAGNETISM
[2] ELECTRO-MAGNETISM
[3] ELECTRO-STATICS
[4] GRAVITY REVISITED

ELECTRO-STATICS BREAKS
SHOCKING NEW GROUND,
THAT WILL LEAVE YOUR
HAIR STANDING ON END
AND YOUR JAW IN YOUR LAP!

A-D IS THE ABSOLUTELY THE
BEST INTRODUCTION TO PHYSICS,
AND ALSO THE MOST ADVANCED TEXT!

[NOT BAD FOR A GUY WHO
NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE,
BUT TRAINED DILIGENTYLY AS
A MYSTERY-NOVEL DETECTIVE,
WITH HIS BROTHER LAZLO,
WHO GOT SENT TO THE RUSSIAN
FRONT, AND NEVER CAME BACK!]

A-K AND A-D ARE ALSO THE
FINEST MYSTERY STORIES
EVER WRITTEN! BUT THEY
ARE TRUTH, NOT FICTION!

AFTER YOU READ A-D YOU
CAN WORK THROUGH A-K
TO GET THE FULL STORY.

===================
A-D ALSO COMES WITH
A *FREE* CD OF A-K!
===================

EVERYTHING IMPORTANT KNOWN ABOUT
PHYSICS IN ONE LITTLE PACKAGE!

FROM THE *ONE* GUY WHO
FIGURED IT *ALL* OUT!

THIS IS THE BEST DEAL
IN PHYSICS EDUCATION
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!

DON’T WAIT TO
GET YOUR CLUES!

O
—  )
\

KONCHOK PENDAY
EDITOR, A-D

NEWSGROUPS:
alt.ucp,alt.conspiracy,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories
PERMALINK: http://net-prophet.net/?p=2002

KP2010FEB26 DEATH

KP2010FEB26 DEATH

I don’t know what else
to write about today.
It’s hard to get my
attention off of it.

My own scene hangs by
the thinnest thread,
and mad jackels are
snapping at it.

So much death has
happened already:
both ecONOmic and
fantastic. I can
remember before 911,
when Chimpie was
elected. We had
plenty of money,
and unlimited
hubris! The Soviet
Union had died a
grisley death in
the graveyard of
empires, aided by
our brave mujadeen!

The dot.cums were
just starting to boom!

We were the biggest dicks
in the hole planet: nobody
ever DARED say no to us!

When some idiots did,
we just kicked some
Serbian ass in a made
for teevee war with
NO DEAD [on our side].

[Those bodies are just
foreigners, so we don't
bother to count them.]

A decade later, there
is NO money and the
fantasies have died.

MY how things change!

All our “prudent men”
standing behind the
republic, turned out
to be just rapacious
thieves, unloading the
warehouse into the alley!

Is there ANY gold at all left in
Fort Knox, or is it ALL tungsten?

Who do you suppose
got all the gold?

What do you suppose
they are planning to
do with it? A Jew
World Order Currency?

Or just for fondling?

And building golden castles
down in the basement treasury?

I really am curious.
Some of us may
find out some day.

A lot of us
have died too!

Some killed in battle,
some just ground down
and starved to death.

And that’s just
on our side!

Think of the many millions
we have killed in Palestine,
Iraq and Afghanistan, ETC!
The many countries and cultures
we have crushed and destroyed!

BUT WHO’S COUNTING?

OUR dying hasn’t
really started yet.

That’s all we care about!

Sure a lot of homeless
died who just needed,
heat, food, and maybe
to see a doctor.

But those are hidden deaths,
unless they happen to
happen to
you!

Then it’s
quite personal!
Ask an Iraqi!

But visible public deaths
on a large scale are just
not possible here! This is a
technical, civilized county!

Welcome to the
Haiti Hilton!
Have a nice day!
Don’t Be Lunch!

What happened to Iraq
IS going to happen here!

BET ON IT!

And the same
people did it!

When the dollar fails,
Kurtesy of our Kosher
KounTINg hoUSE-Kl0WNs,
so does the JU$A. At
least Russia had the
tRouble to fall back on!

All we have to fall back on
is yesterday’s breakfast!
It’s not so sweet today!
SO TRY NOT TO FALL BACK!

Suddenly, *ALL* the federal
employees will be unemployed!
Three months later, they will
be ready for homeless eviction!

Will there be anybody
to evict anybody then?

I wish I knew!

Or will everybody just be
staying home to protect it,
and hoping for a big fat
marshall to “evict” them!

It’s gonna get
really interesting!

How ARE the soldiers
gonna get themselves
back home again?

Or will they just say:
“Fuck the JU$A!” and stay?
Without being governmeaten?

PAYBACK IS A BITCH!

WE GOT A LOT TO LEARN
ABOUT THE TURD WORLD!

BUT WE’LL GET THE
CR’ASH COURSE!

I hope I get
to see the
whole show!

IT’S GONNA BE WILD!
AND FULL OF SURPRISES!

You’ve got a
front row seat!

ON THE STAGE!

Hope we both
live through it!

O
— )
\

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